10 More X-rays Of Strange Things Stuck Up The Butt

You were truamatized once before, but why not go in for another round? 

 

Yes, there is no shortage of x-rays from people who apparently haven't read a thing about anal play safety.

 

It might be hard to see, but that's a Buzz Light Year. Part of me was sceptical on how it could even get in there in the first place (there's lots of pointy party), but then I remembered the rest of the list.

 

Dr Andrew Dixon

Have you ever seen one of those dildos that is in the shape of a fist? Yep! That's what's in there. The item might be marketed towards anal play, but without a flared-base, it's just not safe and stuff like ... this ... can happen.

 

A pint glass. Cheers and have another on me.  ... Or not.

 

First, someone probably shoved a beer bottle up there (it's a perfect shape after all). But then it probably got stuck and someone thought it a brilliant idea to use a coat hanger to get it out ... and than it got stuck too.

 

The vibrator that got stuck up there is finally something "normal". The salad tongs to get it back out again ... not so much. I'm sure there is a tossing salad joke in there somewhere.

 

A toy car. Was it the spinning wheels that did the trick?

 

A cell phone - this is certainly "talking out of your ass." Yes, I went there. Sue me.

 

A power cable - because the cell phone was running out of power.

 

Sunglasses. I truly am at a loss on this one. A prank or dare maybe. BDSM punishment gone wrong?

 

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What other strange things have you heard about getting lost up the bum? Share in the comments!

 

Have a safe day,

Robyn

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